OK, thanks to Deric, I now have my old web-based RPG persona back in action, haha, but this time, in Kingdom of Loathing. It's fucking cute & funny, & I'm now a Pastamancer, wahaha. Here are my stats so far:
Level 2 Yeast Scholar
Current Hit Points: 5 Maximum Hit Points: 8
Current Mana Points: 4 Maximum Mana Points: 9 (base: 4)
Muscle: 5 (1/11)
Mysticality: 6 (3/13)
Moxie: 4 (0/9)
Adventures remaining: 49 Meat: 0
Account Created: January 31, 2007 Turns Played: 32 Days Played: 0
You must gain 2 Mysticality to advance to level 3.
Manicotti Meditation Type: Noncombat MP Cost: 1
By meditating on your Manicotti Mandala, you can achieve oneness with the pasta which makes up the underlying structure of reality. Your Magicalness will increase for a period of time.
Equipment: Ravioli Hat
This is a hat fashioned from an oversized ravioli. Or maybe raviolus. We were never sure about that one.
Type: hat Power: 10 Selling Price: 1 Meat.
This is a pasta spoon, weapon of choice of the Pastamancers. While similar to the rasta spoon, the pasta spoon is used more for making noodle magic than for summoning reggae music.
Haha, & after using my first skill for the first time, voila:
You meditate. Magicalness courses through your veins. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (duration: 5 Adventures)
You feel at one with the forces of the pastaverse. Your fingers pulse with Magicalness.
My Mysticality is now 8 (6/13) & my Maximum Mana Points is now 12. Yipee! I'm now off to kill some evil bunnies in the Dire Warren in Mt. Noob. HAHAHA.
[EDIT: 1:50 AM] Level 3 nako, so I'm now a Noodle Neophyte, ahaha, & I'm somewhere in The Distant Woods, with only 4/8 HP, crap! This is fucking addicting. I wonder if I'll ever survive training without missing a game! I only have 19 turns left, though. Let's share stats!!!
[EDIT: 2:45 AM] I just made a new "friend" in the game, & she gave me a tonload of items! Then I had some guys conjure Jalapeno Saucesphere & Tenacity of the Snapper on me, so I'm quite invincible now, I think. HAHA this is so much fun! :D Too bad I have to earn turns again. This game requires a lot of eating, crap... just when I'm on a diet. Anyway, I just joined a clan for more adventures & stuff. Too bad Deric joined something else more snooty-sounding. :P
Haha, just in case you didn't know, I am uh, a real life pastamancer. Or pastamanceSS. Whatev. :P