Haha, stupid networking sites like Friendster can be a lot of fun sometimes. Here's what I got from the bulletin board earlier today. It's about 45 Things A Girl Actually Wants But Wouldn't Really Ask For. OMG I'm so bored out of my wits.
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly.
ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS?
6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hang out with her and your friends together.
(Excuse me, but what about MY/HER friends?!)
KEEP READING...
11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you do, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends, it makes her feel loved.
ARE YOU THINKING OF HER NOW?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS TO SHOW HER YOU ACTUALLY DO MEAN IT.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to the car — it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she's your everything — only if you mean it. 23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her — if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT — so just HUG her. 24. Make her feel loved. 25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US.
26. Don't lie to HER. 27. DON'T cheat on her. 28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. 29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her. 30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT!
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too. 32. When you are ALONE, hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the CHEEKS (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. 35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT TIME.
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her. 37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her. 38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. 39. When walking next to each other, grab her hand. 40. When you hug her, HOLD her in your arms as long as possible.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS. 42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for LONG walks at night. 44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her. 45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
(Uh, that last one was just gross. If a guy sits on my lap even to tell me he loves me & all that crap, he's going to get his face broken. In stitches even.)
Surprisingly, I am such a girly idiot to actually agree to most of the things on this godforsaken list. Unfortunately, I'd always fall for the losers who'd rather die than be sappy to me, & those who'd want to take a shot at loving moi are such a waste of time. & what do I really want in a guy? Honestly, I have no idea anymore.
