1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Maybe tarot stuff. :D
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Along the lines of Erma Bombeck.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?.
English & Psychology.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Definitely GRUNGE. But if you're expecting me to actually sing the stuff in it, it'll probably sound like Madder Rose or The Sundays. Hehe. Kapal. Now if I only had that nice, sweet voice to actually cover some of those bands' stuff.